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Lesson 2 : Charming a Prostitute.
Unlike other people , flirt with your prostitutes .Ignore the fact that what will take place will be a sex for money swap , and instead bore the poor girl to tears by forcing her to laugh for an hour at your crap jokes , and pitiful attempts at the Thai language . This will help feed the illusion that you "charmed" the girl into the sack .
Charming her might involve pre-sex , taking her out for a meal . If you are weak of mind , this might even give you the fleeting illusion that you are socially adequate and capable of getting a "date" . Pat yourself on the back . Don't dwell on the annoying pedantic details that your likely sharing your tales of lonely suburban alienation with a manipulative crack whore .
During the meal , don't hesitate giving a knowing look to any other foriegners dining with their Thai partners . A good old nudge and a wink . Be sure to stare at their GIRLFRIENDS too and make crude remarks to your new "fellow whoremongers."
Sure , they might just be normal people trying to have a pleasant meal out with their GIRLFRIENDS without your drunken lechery , constant dull sexual innuendo , and pathetic stereotypes . But don't let that bother you . You are after all out with your "girlfriend" too . The one that's "speed balling" in the bathroom .
Remember , if you fail to "charm" the girl , before you sleep with her , you might fail to "fall in love" . Without falling in love you will never find your karmic place in the world : Married to a whore , and all will not be well .
Lesson/Part 3
Unlike other people , flirt with your prostitutes .Ignore the fact that what will take place will be a sex for money swap , and instead bore the poor girl to tears by forcing her to laugh for an hour at your crap jokes , and pitiful attempts at the Thai language . This will help feed the illusion that you "charmed" the girl into the sack .
Charming her might involve pre-sex , taking her out for a meal . If you are weak of mind , this might even give you the fleeting illusion that you are socially adequate and capable of getting a "date" . Pat yourself on the back . Don't dwell on the annoying pedantic details that your likely sharing your tales of lonely suburban alienation with a manipulative crack whore .
During the meal , don't hesitate giving a knowing look to any other foriegners dining with their Thai partners . A good old nudge and a wink . Be sure to stare at their GIRLFRIENDS too and make crude remarks to your new "fellow whoremongers."
Sure , they might just be normal people trying to have a pleasant meal out with their GIRLFRIENDS without your drunken lechery , constant dull sexual innuendo , and pathetic stereotypes . But don't let that bother you . You are after all out with your "girlfriend" too . The one that's "speed balling" in the bathroom .
Remember , if you fail to "charm" the girl , before you sleep with her , you might fail to "fall in love" . Without falling in love you will never find your karmic place in the world : Married to a whore , and all will not be well .
Lesson/Part 3
