Being a Whoremonger 101
So you want to be a Whoremonger ?
Well , my friend , ask yourself...."Have I got what it takes?"
Sure , you're an old , podgy , bald , short and ugly git . So you reckon you got the "right stuff" huh ? You reckon you "got game"?
Let me tell you something , buddy ! Being a whoremonger isn't about what you got on the outside ! Plenty of people are middle aged , horrible pathetic looking men on the outside !
No my friend ...
It's in HERE ! (points to heart)
To be a TRUE master of the whoring Arts , you got to be ugly and pathetic on the inside ! You have got to have a stunted , disease infested midget of a crushed soul , if you truly desire whoring respect !
So those of you with dignity , pride , self esteem or love for themselves , feel free to leave now .
The rest ? Come with me .
You are the chosen few . Couldn't afford the sports car to bring back the twinkle of youth , so a bit of Viagra and a room at the nana hotel a few weeks a year is your bag ? Fair enough .
Lesson 1 : Psychological preperation
If one is to take himself seriously as a Whoremonger , he needs to first learn to lie to himself . His tiny soul won't last long unless he finds ways to sleep at night .
Tell yourself you are not in fact a hearless monger of whores , but rather , a white knight , who has crusaded on a passage to the East to save poor damsels in distress .
Remind yourself of those things you have always held dear : That the ladies of Thailand are intellectually inferior to yourself , so feeble and hopeless that they dream nightly you may escort them to an eating establishment , where they may encounter this thing called "food" , their mother's once whispered of.
Tell yourself that The Ladies of Thailand are third world savages , whom have not yet gained the luxury or capacity of loving someone for reasons other than financial reciprocity . This will help you overcome those social barriers , which may otherwise stop you from propositioning absolutely every single lady you meet , including school children and married proffesionals .
Tell yourself that you are indeed , once you step of an airoplane in Asia , a handsome man . Remind yourself that things shrink in the heat , why not your belly ? Chant to yourself constantly your mantra that your pasty, wrinkly, white skin are irrisistable to the "natives". Remember too , that they dream nightly of a moderately sized penis , the very thought of yours ,excitement fuelled ,reflex like seperates their legs and deprives them of sleep .
Lesson 1 . Lie to yourself . Lie my friend .
Lie like the wind!
To be continued....in part 2
So you want to be a Whoremonger ?
Well , my friend , ask yourself...."Have I got what it takes?"
Sure , you're an old , podgy , bald , short and ugly git . So you reckon you got the "right stuff" huh ? You reckon you "got game"?
Let me tell you something , buddy ! Being a whoremonger isn't about what you got on the outside ! Plenty of people are middle aged , horrible pathetic looking men on the outside !
No my friend ...
It's in HERE ! (points to heart)
To be a TRUE master of the whoring Arts , you got to be ugly and pathetic on the inside ! You have got to have a stunted , disease infested midget of a crushed soul , if you truly desire whoring respect !
So those of you with dignity , pride , self esteem or love for themselves , feel free to leave now .
The rest ? Come with me .
You are the chosen few . Couldn't afford the sports car to bring back the twinkle of youth , so a bit of Viagra and a room at the nana hotel a few weeks a year is your bag ? Fair enough .
Lesson 1 : Psychological preperation
If one is to take himself seriously as a Whoremonger , he needs to first learn to lie to himself . His tiny soul won't last long unless he finds ways to sleep at night .
Tell yourself you are not in fact a hearless monger of whores , but rather , a white knight , who has crusaded on a passage to the East to save poor damsels in distress .
Remind yourself of those things you have always held dear : That the ladies of Thailand are intellectually inferior to yourself , so feeble and hopeless that they dream nightly you may escort them to an eating establishment , where they may encounter this thing called "food" , their mother's once whispered of.
Tell yourself that The Ladies of Thailand are third world savages , whom have not yet gained the luxury or capacity of loving someone for reasons other than financial reciprocity . This will help you overcome those social barriers , which may otherwise stop you from propositioning absolutely every single lady you meet , including school children and married proffesionals .
Tell yourself that you are indeed , once you step of an airoplane in Asia , a handsome man . Remind yourself that things shrink in the heat , why not your belly ? Chant to yourself constantly your mantra that your pasty, wrinkly, white skin are irrisistable to the "natives". Remember too , that they dream nightly of a moderately sized penis , the very thought of yours ,excitement fuelled ,reflex like seperates their legs and deprives them of sleep .
Lesson 1 . Lie to yourself . Lie my friend .
Lie like the wind!
To be continued....in part 2
