Wednesday, October 11, 2006

White Knight of the month



Thailand ,whoremonger of the month of October goes to this fine gentleman . Although SOME might criticise his subtle approach (namely : rapists) , our monthly whoremonger has "got it all" .

Notice if you will the steadfast determinism ,er,I mean determination in his bloodshot eyes ! The shirt stolen from an african war refugee ! The sexiness ! This guy has sexiness coming out of his ears !
And romance? Just looking at this picture conjures up the Bard's fine work : Romeo and Juliet ! Balcony scene anyone ? Roll over Lord Byron !

You did it sir ! You came...you saw... you conked her !

In your very wake lies a river of vaginas so wet , it's no wonder Bangkok is built on swamp land ! We salute you ...our whoremongering champion .

Time to claim his prize...


...will it be a romantic weekend getaway for 3 ? Perhaps a backstage pass to a pattaya katoey show ? An all-expense paid trip to the short-time room ?......you just never know !

Drumroll if you please.......Spin the wheel !!

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It's......It's............ladies and gentlemen ...THE GRAND PRIZE !!!

You sir , have won a day's worth of relaxation and pampering at the nearest Bangkok street pharmacy ....there, you will be treated to an assortment of antibiotics and creams....so kiss that Syphyllis goodbye ! Wave that gonorrhea away !! Put those Cladimidia to bed !!!

lucky bastard .