Once you have mastered the "mind set" .It's time to work on that appearance . Again you must clear your mind of everything you "thought" you knew before regarding socially acceptable means of behavior .
To truly be a good whoremonger , throw out your modest , decent , respectable clothing .You don't want to give the wrong impression . Burn anything that has a collar , and doesn't have on it a brand of alcohol , lewd sexual innuendo , or a combination thereof , for this is the stuff of amateurs .
The rule of Thumb is simple . In order to attract the most pathetic type of women (read :cheap) , you need to ooze patheticness .Nowhere does patheticness ooze more from the human body that the arm pits , so please , deodorant or cologne are right out .
Some whoring consultants go to great length to advise people on the correct whoremonger clothing etiquette . I'm not going to confuse you .Get your pens ready because I'm going to let you into a little industry secret .
What's you need is a vest .
A white vest (it best captures the stains of your previous beer/meal) , and a belly .Listen carefully as this is important . To truly appear as outwardly pathetic as you are inside , the vest MUST hang above your belly . This is a style perfected by the German whoremongers of Pattaya .When one is trying to look utterly loathsome , you need look no further than to imitate these men .
The lack of sleeves , also helps your armpit odor escape more pungently . It also makes you look disrespectful , and you should raise no eyebrows when you underpay , or make fetish related requests to your cheap crack whore “girlfriend”.
Very clever thing : the vest . Like syphilis , it's the whoremongers trusty sidekick .
Other handy tips include wearing socks with your sandals , and having warts . Both phenomena are areas beyond my level of medical expertise , or cultural understanding , and may I suggest , perhaps only the luxury of the hideous/clinically insane .
part 4
